She remained glued to the bench, daring the Yeller to approach – almost hungry for an altercation. “Bring it on, bitch,” she thought…
Tag: mom stories
Mighty (in) Flip-Flops
But she also knew that Mother Nature isn’t always kind to humans too brash to acknowledge her unrelenting laws, like basic physics. And gravity.
Far Too Many Fux
Awhile back (we’re talking last summer, y’all), I had the distinct pleasure of reading The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck. I say it was a pleasure because I have a life-long habit of giving LOTS of f*cks about LOTS of things… making it extremely refreshing to imagine another way of being- one with…
The Real Reason Why I Can’t Stop Smoking Weed, Drinking Wine, Scrolling Social Media, and Spending Money
“Pleeeeeeeeeeease” he begged, a wide-eyed grin on his face, hands in prayer formation tucked, oh-so-cherub-like, beneath his chin. Through clenched teeth and before even registering a sharp intake of breath, I instinctively let out a deep, drawn sigh while my mental wheels whirred. Within seconds, my memory transported me to the last time I gave…
Japanese Squeeze
Hello, Our company seeks a Customer Liaison Officers to help manage and facilitate communication with our North America customers. You were recommended by our recruiting team for the position, after assessments of your online professional profile. If you are interested, I will be happy to provide you with more details.Warm Regards. The email appeared in…
Zombeez
My mind has been consumed lately by zombies. Not literally (obviously). But I find myself wondering, in various situations and locations throughout my day… … what would I do if zombies attacked right now? I’m on the trampoline jumping with my kids trying to ascertain whether or not I’m strong and agile enough to yank…